tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-107314532011-04-21T12:27:55.172-07:00<i>My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it </i> -- Dr. EvilMikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.comBlogger2261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-66266543225284604192007-09-24T16:52:00.000-07:002007-09-24T17:18:25.364-07:00

Wazzup All,I know it's been a while and I'm sure that the 5 people who used to read this have moved on, but I am back now and will really try to keep up with this.To catch you up:Soul Broker is alive and well and working on a new album. We're going on our first tour of the Southwest in November on our way to play SHoD Fest VIII down in Mesa, AZ. The line-up has changed a bit, but the music and

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The more things change...From The WSJ:Go Ask Alice:Mushroom DrugIs Studied AnewBy RON WINSLOWJuly 11, 2006; Page B1In a study that could revive interest in researching the effects of psychedelic drugs, scientists said a substance in certain mushrooms induced powerful, mind-altering experiences among a group of well-educated, middle-age men and women.Johns Hopkins Medical Institutions researchers

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From the San Francisco ChronicleResearchers surprised to find no link between marijuana, lung cancer Study's findings apply even to heavy pot smokers- Marc Kaufman, Washington PostFriday, May 26, 2006The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer.The new findings "were against our expectations," said Dr.

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http://thetravisty.com/Just_Funny/mov/Sarah_Silverman_-_Give_The_Jew_Girl_Toys.htmCheck them out when you get a second. But beware, some of them are not quite what I would call work safe.:-)Enjoyhttp://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/mov/Homocil.htmhttp://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/wmv/The_Smurfette_Show.htmhttp://thetravisty.com/Family_Guy/wmv/Lesbian_Bar.htmhttp://thetravisty.com/

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Disgruntled DonnyPeople Iced:Thirty FiveCar Bombs Planted:NineFavorite WeaponCurdled MilkArms Broken:SevenEyes Gouged:Twenty NineTongues Cut Off:NineBiggest Enemy:Big Johnny JohnstonGet Your HITMAN Name

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When I initially got this Email I was not sure if I should make it public. But after I have now read it three times, I think it is imperritve that I make thie public.A week ago I was informed that my uncle Eric had died suddenly. Furthermore, as per his request, there was no funeral or wake. This got me to wondering if he saw his death looming from some dismal disease, or if he just decided that

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-1142363728260235082006-03-14T11:13:00.000-08:002006-03-14T11:15:28.296-08:00

Ya know, when Queen got together with a bunch of other vocalists to "pay tribute" to Freddie Mercury, I was OK with that.When INXS decided to look for a front man to replace Michael Hutchins, I looked the other way.When Sammy Hagar left Van Halen and they tried to replace him with that guy from Extreme, I began to get annoyed.When the Doors went on tour as The Doors: 21st Century with Ian Astbury

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Soul Broker's Debut CD Bastard Child (of the Prodigal Son) has now been completed. Please look for our CD release party in early April. Until then, check us out at www.myspace.com/soulbroker.

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The following article is from:Insight on the MediaVice President Dick Cheney is expected to retire within a year.Senior GOP sources envision the retirement of Mr. Cheney in 2007, months after the congressional elections. The sources said Mr. Cheney would be persuaded to step down as he becomes an increasing political liability to President Bush.The sources reported a growing rift between the

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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-1139960949767569422006-02-14T15:46:00.000-08:002006-02-14T15:49:09.770-08:00

From the Tard-Blog.You Have to check this out...4: The Half DayToday should be a good one as well. Being a half day, the typical schedule is a bit jumbled. Tards DO NOT deal well with change. The last half day we had was the day before Thanksgiving, when I got socked in the eye by a distraught reetee.I could probably compose a lengthy memoir about Francis, who was a student of mine last year. A

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Californians,So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named

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SECRET SERVICE INVESTIGATES 7TH GRADER'S ESSAY THREAT:The Secret Service is investigating a seventh-grader who wrote a school essay that authorities say advocated violence against President Bush, talk show host Oprah Winfrey and others. The boy's homework assignment for English class was to write what he would do on a perfect day. In addition to the president and Winfrey, the boy wrote that

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Lisa and I arrived at O'Hare airport in Chicago very early Tuesday morning after what could only be described as the most uncomfortable flight I have ever taken. It kind of funny actually, I thought a few days ago that it had been along time since I flew on a "normal" airline. What I actually mean is a non-discount airline.For the last 5 years I have flown nothing but Southwest and Jet Blue, so I

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*NUEVA **CALIFORNIA**:*Dear Red States...We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us.In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-1134081815153307172005-12-08T14:40:00.000-08:002006-05-03T16:23:26.926-07:00

I got a fever, and the only perscription is more cowbell!!!Click on the pic

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Longer needles needed for fatter buttocksTue Nov 29, 2005 8:09 AM ETCHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection

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From CNN.comMacDonald charged in Wendy's heistMANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- He works at a Wendy's, and his name is Ronald MacDonald -- but now he may be known as the Hamburglar.Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester, New Hampshire, have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.Police say the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning and

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From CNN.comKazakhstan threatens to sue comedianASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame

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Scavenger hunt finds fugitiveFRUITPORT TOWNSHIP, Michigan (AP) -- A man on a scavenger hunt entered a police station hoping to get a photo of an officer eating a doughnut. Instead he was thrown in jail.Officers Bryan Rypstra and Jon Durell heard a knock at the station's back door Saturday evening. A man and a woman said they were on a scavenger hunt with another woman who had gone to a nearby

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OK, so you may have heard that last Sunday 2 Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested for having sex in a bathroom stall at a place called Banana Joe's in Tampa Florida. Personally, I am offended that we live in a world where two consenting cheerleaders are not allowed to express their beautiful love to each other in the restroom of a seedy nightclub.We live in a country where the

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I just got back from the Vegoose music festival in Las Vegas. The performers for the two-day event included Ween, Beck, Primus, Dave Matthews, String Cheese Incident, Jack Johnson, The Flaming Lips, Widespread Panic, Blackalicious, Gov't Mule, Lyrics Born, Trey Anastasio, Phil Lessh, and a bunch more. Here is a pic of the main stage and one of the almighty Boognish otherwise known as Ween on

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I don't usually post dumb Emails I get from people, but this one was pretty funny:The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for

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OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted that some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench.The explanation, investigators say, is even stranger than some imagined: The

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MARSEILLE, France (Reuters) - A Frenchman in his sixties lived for five years with the body of his dead mother to keep receiving her 700 euros monthly pension, judicial sources said Saturday.The man, a hospital morgue worker, is to be prosecuted for fraud and concealing a death Saturday after police found the corpse in a two-room apartment in the city center in piles of rubbish.Police went to the

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The Bush Boys visit Bourbon Street in New Orleans

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White Foragers Report Threat Of Black LootersNEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and

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This got forwarded to me from a friend who saw it on the PhantasyPhish board.10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, andthen punch them in the face.9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.8. Before a meeting, fill

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I, certainly, am not.If you like "John Cleese" you'll love this:Declaration of Revocation:by John CleeseTo the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-1123090096016576692005-08-03T10:12:00.000-07:002005-08-03T10:28:58.866-07:00

Oh, I got an Idea This is gonna Be sweet... Fucking Jackass!!!

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When are people finally going to tell some of these stars toStep Away from the rhinoplasty.The first three are well on their way to being identical! ...And what happened to Dolly Parton's waist? Did she hav a rib or two removed or what?

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So, I'll be out of commision for a few days as I accomate myself with the new position (Reverse Cowgirl). In the mean time, here is a great ad that was forwarded to me:

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Don't they look like the perfect little happy Mormon Family?And Look at Mr. Fang. Doesn't he look like such a loving husband of 6 and father or 20?No dysfunction here.

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"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."- Stephen Bishop"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."- Winston Churchill"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."- Winston Churchill"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."- Clarence Darrow"He has never been known to use a word that might send a

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Soul Broker is Returning to Novato California for a night of rawk and rawl!!!Saturday, July 16th, 2005Soul Broker&Cleveland Steamer (from L.A.)Brown's Binyard1009 First St.Novato Ca 94945(Map)Doors @ 8Show @ 9$521+

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Mother arrested for driving with kids in trunkShe faces up to five years in prison; ex-husband says she saw no harmThe Associated PressUpdated: 9:23 a.m. ET July 12, 2005McLEAN, Virginia - A mother has been charged with child abuse and cruelty after she allegedly forced two of her children to take turns riding in the trunk of a car on an eight-hour drive from Alabama to Virginia.Cheryl Ann

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Here is a quote uttered by Scientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard on November 7th 1948:"Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion" Check out this google search for more proof.

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It seems like it's been forever since I've actually written anything of a personal nature in this blog, so I figured it was about time. Yesterday I got word that my direct boss was putting in her notice to take a job in San francisco; then she named me as her successor. What this means is a pretty substantial raise, a lot more responsibility, and the title of Research Director.I'm pretty

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America by the numbersNo. 1?by Michael VenturaFebruary 23, 2005No concept lies more firmly embedded in our national character than the notion that the USA is "No. 1," "the greatest." Our broadcast media are, in essence, continuous advertisements for the brand name "America Is No. 1." Any office seeker saying otherwise would be committing political suicide. In fact, anyone saying otherwise will be

Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141255365575909046noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10731453.post-1120773244828746852005-07-07T14:39:00.000-07:002005-07-07T14:54:04.836-07:00

OK people, I'm tired of doing all the writing for the 3 people who actually read this thing; so now it's your turn. I was just reading Liz's blog (P-List Media Junkie) and I got to thinking about movies. There are so many good ones out there... and so many rancid pieces of fermented eel dropping (or would the be floatings?). Anyway, Here is my completely un-premeditated list of movies off the top

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I love the arrogance of the American Government. As I'm sure everyone is well aware, there were a series of bombings in London early this morning that hit 3 train stations and one double-decker bus killing no less than 37 and injuring almost 700. Officials in London have said that they have been preparing for this for a while. One government source said that he knew something like this would be

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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

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I came across the website of Dr. Marty Klein from a link sent to me by a co-worker. He has many great editorials on everthing from censorship to gay-right; this particular one is based on the latter.Gay rights are not just for gays. They are essential for every sexual person in America, regardless of orientation.As far as the anti-sex Right is concerned, sexual orientation isn't about straight

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Woman tattoos Web address on foreheadSold unusual advertising space for $10,000SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- For $10,000, Kari Smith has gone ahead and had her forehead tattooed with the Web address of a gambling site.Smith, 30, who sold her unusual advertising space on eBay, said the money will give her 11-year-old son a private education, which she believes he needs after falling behind in

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Principal is whipped to punish two teensChristian school fires educator who says Jesus inspired him.By ZAZ HOLLANDERAnchorage Daily News11/13/04WASILLA -- Matanuska Christian School's principal has been fired and a teacher has quit over a disciplinary incident in which the principal had himself whipped in front of two students.Principal Steve Unfreid, who said he was inspired in his choice of

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There is no dignity in what I’m about to share with you. Few things in the world are less classy than smoking crystal meth. Speed is the bastard child of the drug family, cocaine’s ugly retarded stepbrother. Like alcohol but unlike almost all other illegal drugs, it causes brain damage. Yet maybe twice a year, when all my booty calls are out of town or otherwise engaged, I’ll motor over to a

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OK, not really, but he might as well have!Did anyone see the speech Bush gave last night in a last ditch attempt to save his ass? Well honestly I didn't either (I've been moving), but I've been reading different accounts of the speech all over the news sites this morning and it's become blindingly obvious that Bush believes that middle America is full of idiots; since he was reelected last

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Batman BeginsInitially, one would think that a masterpiece like Tim Burton & Michael Keaton's Batman should never have been attempted again. Furthermore, the only crime that would be more heinous would be to pursue a path that was walked similarly by Batman Returns (Tim Burton's only totally "Bad" movie), Batman Forever (this time Joel Shumacher & Val Kilmer), and the oh-so-atrocious Batman &

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An unusual massive crack opened last week in the Earth in Claude Texas, with some of the sections of the crack measuring up to 30 feet deep. The crack was also responsible for the drain of a pond in the area. Geologists are calling the size of this crack as unusual, even thou Earth cracks are common.Geologists said Tuesday the crack was a joint in the earth's crust. They believe the opening is

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OK, so I've mentioned this before, even had a title of the same name a few times before. But this time you gotta agree that I really am in Office Space now.About a month ago my direct boss got "let-go" because of money problems. He was making about a buck-twenty-five a year so it seemed like a good idea at the time for a company that was loosing money; even to him. However, a day later a woman

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I hate my job!When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.On your way home fromwork, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in

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Well sometimes, but not here:"Displays no trace of imagination, good taste or ingenuity... I say it's a stinkeroo. The vulgarity of which I was all too conscious all through the film is difficult to analyze. Part of it was the raw, eye-straining Technicolor, applied with a complete lack of restraint."- Russell Maloney's review of "The Wizard Of Oz"(1939), in the New Yorker Magazine***************

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Another Pit Bull Attack.In the last few weeks a slew of pit bull attacks have pushed local officials toward a knee-jerk reaction of regulation of the notorious breed. We used to think of the pit bulls (American Bull Terriers or Staffordshire Terriers) as the breed of choice for thugs, gangsters, and general hooligans just as we did Rottweiler and Dobermans in the past. However, as the years went

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Students offered online PE coursesMINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- It might not sound too strenuous, but some Minneapolis students are taking physical education courses online.Jan Braaten, the district's lead teacher for physical education and health, said her staff was leery of the idea at first. "It's kind of an oxymoron to have online PE," she said.But Braaten and others who developed the class

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Cooks on FireDan NeilJune 19, 2005I've had some pretty awful jobs. One summer I worked as a coal monkey in a mine in Wyoming, shoveling salvageable ore out of the freezing, knee-deep slurry that collected under the machinery. Buried six stories underground, I spent 10 hours a day scurrying like Quasimodo under the bawling conveyor belts, with only my helmet lamp to see by, while a steady rain

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Q: Why don’t Italians like Jehovah’s Witnesses? A: ’Cause Italians do not like any witnesses.

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Study: Cell phones take up driver attentionWASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Using a cell phone -- even with a hands-free device -- may distract drivers because the brain cannot handle both tasks, U.S. researchers said Tuesday.Imaging tests show the brain directs its resources to either visual input or auditory input, but cannot fully activate both at the same time, the team at Johns Hopkins University in

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SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA (FOX Carolina News) - A Campobello teen is accused of raping one neighbor's dog and another neighbor's two little girls. Now the dog has died and charges against the teen have been upgraded.After receiving word that the dog died possibly because of the rape. Fox Carolina called the Solicitor's office to see if now new charges would be filed against the teen. An hour

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Alright, so my team didn't win this year, but the overall record is now tied at 4 wins for Holley and 4 Wins for me over the course of the 8 year sloshball history!Anyway, here are my team awards:Rookie of the year:.Frank Zeccola with 3 triples and 2 runs scored.Team Spirit Award:.Lisa Hanses definitely led the team in spirit this year with her loud praises and words of encouragement.Most

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A colleague of mine sent me this recently; I don't think you need to be a PR professional to think it's pretty funny:The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing". Well, here it is:SUPPOSE:You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.You're

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After 1987's debocle of a travisty entitled The Masters of the Universe -- starring Dolf Lundgren and (believe it or not) Courtney Cox -- no one thought anyone would be brave enought to try to resurect this homo-erotic children's fare. Enter John Woo! That's right ladies, gents, and general homo-eroticism enthusiests, John Woo has taken the helm of a new He-Man movie to be release sometime next

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Notice the parts I Bolded; I love tabloid journalism.Stowaway's bodyparts rain down BY AUSTIN FENNER and LAURA WILLIAMSDAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Wednesday, June 8th, 2005A man's severed leg - with a white Adidas sneaker still attached - plummeted from the sky onto a garage roof and bounced into the backyard of a Long Island home yesterday morning. Pam Hearne heard "a very loud bang" outside her

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Check out this picture:.Let's look at this list of people this idiot deems hellworthy.We have:-Drunkards & Fornicators... well, I guess I'm going to hell-Atheists & General Heathens... Not looking much better for my friends-Idolaters, Liers, & Sodomites... There go the politicians, Scientologists, and Clergymen-Witches & Satanists... There go most entertainers, artists, and musiciansAnd

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Pink Floyd reuniting for Live 8Concert marks first public performance since 1981Sunday, June 12, 2005LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Four members of seminal British rock band Pink Floyd will play together for the first time in 24 years at London's Live 8 charity concert for Africa on July 2, publicists for the event said on Sunday.Guitarist David Gilmour, drummer Nick Mason and keyboard player

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Delivery man gets pizzas to customers after being shotTHE ASSOCIATED PRESSWednesday, June 8th, 2005 TAMPA, Fla. — A robbery attempt by a masked man and a gunshot wound to the leg didn’t stop a pizza delivery man from making his rounds, pies in hand.Thomas Stefanelli, 37, said dedication to his job at Hungry Howie’s Pizza kept him on the job after a struggle with a robber Saturday night left him

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. When I got to work this morning I checked my email to find one of my "upcoming concert" emails. This particular one was my Ticketmaster update with a headline of "Don't miss the Rolling Stones". Now, I am not what you would call a fan of The Stones in fact, I really don't like them much at all. I do however have respect for any band that can hang on to any semblance of fame and/or notoriety for

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Gary and Melissa loved to make love, loved to make love, loved to make love to each other,Over and over and over again,For the first few weeks of their relationship they made love four or five times a night,They were really turned on for a while,Then to enhance their passionThey bought sex books,The Joy of SexThe Sensous CoupleThe Joy of Sex Part 2The Kama SutraEven Yet More Still Joy of

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This was forwarded to me by a colleague:Yes, it’s that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least Evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. 2005 Darwin Award Winners:When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire

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Substitute teacher choked boy unconsciousBy Kimberly AtkinsHERALD EXCLUSIVEWednesday, June 8, 2005The family of a 12-year-old Dorchester boy is demanding answers after they say he was choked unconscious by a substitute teacher in an elementary school classroom, then put on a bus and sent home after he recovered. The incident, which Boston Public Schools officials say is under investigation,

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Yep, this is how I feel after the night of drinking and partyng I did for my B-day... .

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You know today is a big one!That's right, today is my birthday (1977) as well as a few other awesome rockers: Tom Jonesborn on this day in 1940PrinceBorn on this day in 1958 Here are a few others who share my day: Anna Kournikova(1981)Liam Neeson(1952)Jenny Jones(1946)Dean Martin(1917)Jessica Tandy(1909)Rocky Graziano(boxer)(1922)Ken Osmond(TV's Eddie Haskel)(1943)Joey Scarsbury(wrote the theme

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Well, I just applied for credit to buy this motorcycle. Wish me luck!.

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This woman is a JUDGE on "America's Next Top Model." Yikes! .

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Supreme Court outlaws use of marijuana for medical reasonsMonday, June 6, 2005 Posted: 10:40 AM EDTFederal authorities may prosecute sick people who smoke pot on doctors' orders, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, concluding that state medical marijuana laws don't protect users from a federal ban on the drug.The decision is a stinging defeat for marijuana advocates who had successfully pushed 10

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Brandon RouthinSuperman ReturnsSummer 2006

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Curtis mayfieldSoul & Funk Pioneer (1942)

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The best thing I ever did was be gay. It's like the coolest thing in the world for me.-Anne HecheThen girlfriend of Ellen DegeneresNow married (to a man) with children

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Charlie Watts(The Rolling Stones)(1941) B-Real(1970)

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I actually saw this movie over a week ago but didn't think it was worth the proverbial ink to write about it. However, I can't figure out why so many people are saying the diologue is awefull and the acting sucks but "man, that movie was awesome!" So here are a few of my thoughts:Tsk, tsk, tsk George Lucas, Tsk tsk! I have one question about this trilogy of catastrophe -- How can George Lucas

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Ever feel like Lumberg is fucking your girlfriend? (Metaphorically of course)

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Ron WoodThe Rolling Stones(1947)

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Ya know, when it comes to conservative religious groups I am always impressed at which battles they choose to fight and which issues they choose to support. They get behind Bush in support of the war in Iraq, and they support the death penalty... But are against abortion. So I guess some kinds of killing are allowed while others are not. Oh, then there was the policy of none-involvement during

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Darryl "DMC" McDanielsRun DMC(1964)

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Benny Goodman (1909)Tom MorelloRage Against the Machine(1964)

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Joe Cocker (1944)Busta Rhymes (1972)Memorial Day Weekend Birthdays:5/21Biggie Smalls (1972)5/22Morrissey (1959)5/23Jewel (1974)

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Unfortunately, this is a true product with built in GPS; a modern day chastity belt:protect her privatesEver worry about your wife cheating?Want to know where your daughter is late at night?Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will

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Click the link below, take the test, and find out:http://www.bullshitjob.com/quiz.html

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Lying in my plastic bed,Thinking how things wern’t so cool me,My baby likes to shoot pool,I like lying naked in my bedroom, tying off that dinosaur tonight,It used to be so cool,Now I’ve got that needle and I can shakebut I can’t bleed so take it away, but I want more and moreOne day I’m gonna loose the war.Pool Shark-Bradly James Nowell Thanks to Jeremy Bates for the reminder.

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This is a personal note for our friend "Master" Bates:Professor Plum and the Mollusk have found a T shirt that we believe encapsulates your persona. So below is your new life slogan:.

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Black Hole Strikes Deepest Musical Note Ever HeardByRobert Roy BrittSenior Science Writerposted: 01:50 pm ET09 September 2003Astronomers have detected the deepest note ever generated in the cosmos, a B-flat flying through space like a ripple on an invisible pond. No human will actually hear the note, because it is 57 octaves below the keys in the middle of a piano..The detection was made with

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"Recent satellite photos reveal North Korea has dug and refilled a giant hole -- actions consistent with preparations for an underground nuclear test. Either that or they're marinating the world's largest jar of kimchee."

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This passed weekend we (Soul Broker) played at a little bar in El Cerrito called Cliff's. I had never been to this Bar but Christian and Harlem both claimed to have gotten drunk there many times and assured me "that place is awesome." Upon arrival at this "awesome" bar I walked in and immediately began looking for the back room where us and BRNR would be playing; I never found it. That's because

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