The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

February 23, 2005

Odd News:
AMSTERDAM-
A computer expert who killed his 76-year-old mother on February 5th appears to have skinned her before taking to the street in the dead of night wearing her bloodied flesh, it was reported on Friday. Ronald Z., 42, then roamed the streets in his grisly "outfit" for about 90 minutes until he was arrested by police in the middle of the night, newspaper De Telegraaf reported.
Full Article Below:
http://www.religionnewsblog.com/10354/Man---wore-slain-mother--s-skin-as-clothing

Quote of the Day:
"Senior Republicans certainly expected the President to come clean over Miss Lewinsky.
-Newscaster Bridget Kendall,
Radio 4, U.K.

Birthdays:
Peter Fonda (1940)
Dakota Fanning (1994)

Word of the Day:
faineant \fay-nay-AWN\,
adjective: Doing nothing or given to doing nothing; idle; lazy.
noun: A do-nothing; an idle fellow; a sluggard.

"Yet if nonhunters ever knew how many properly dressed, entirely palatable big-game carcasses wind up in dumpsters because someone was simply too faineant to butcher and cook and eat an animal he could find the time and energy to shoot and kill, hunting would be in even greater jeopardy than it is today."

--Thomas McIntyre,
"The meaning of meat"
Sports Afield, August 1, 1997

Who Names these things?
Fish Sniffer Magazine
http://www.fishsniffer.com/

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