The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Movie Review: Million Dollar Baby

I'm the first to admit that I have never been a big fan of Clint Eastwood as a director. Sure, Unforgiven was great but what about Bridges of Madison County? However, my opinion has drastically changed after seeing his latest venture. Team Eastwood with Morgan Freeman and throw in a little Hillary Swank and all of a sudden you've got a winner. Swank plays a character that sort of resembles her Karate Kid IV role crossed with her Boys Don't Cry character however, the raw emotion that she brings to this movie is unmistakable. Furthermore, Freeman's role is (as expected) understated yet overwhelming. This movie is a definite must see.

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