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My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

5 Best & Worst movies Ever Made

OK people, I'm tired of doing all the writing for the 3 people who actually read this thing; so now it's your turn. I was just reading Liz's blog (P-List Media Junkie) and I got to thinking about movies. There are so many good ones out there... and so many rancid pieces of fermented eel dropping (or would the be floatings?). Anyway, Here is my completely un-premeditated list of movies off the top of my head:

Movies I loved
5 - American Beauty
4 - requiem of a Dream
3 - Austin Powers
2 - Office Space
1 - Dogma

Honorable Mentions:
The Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Orgazmo
Cannibal: The Musical
Team America: World Police
Baseketball
Austin Powers in Goldmember
All Tim Burton Movies
Most anything with Johnny Depp
Charlie's Angels

Movies I hated
5 - Titanic
4 - Alexander
3 - Matrix Revolution
2 - Constantine
1 - Magnolia

Dishonorable mentions:
Woody Allen movies
The Last Samurai
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Erin Brokavich
The Net
Speed 2
Charlie's Angels: Full throttle
How about you?

1 Comments:

Blogger Liz McMunn said...

Awww... thanks for the shout-out! You have good taste, in my opinion. Office Space ROCKS! I have to say though, I absolutely love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind too, and the English Patient gets more bad reviews than it probably deserves. It's lush.

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