The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Hunter S. Thompson - Update

Thompson's Wish to Be Fired Out of a Cannon Will Come True!!!

Well, in keeping with Hunter S. Thompson's mysterious persona, his closest friends (including Fear & Loathing's Johnny Depp) have agreed to try and make the Counter-Culture's icon's last wish a reality. Thompson always said that he wanted to be cremated, loaded in a cannon, and blasted into the sky; so that's exactly what their doing. What a way to end an extraordinary life.

It is still mostly a mystery why the Author took his own life. Reports that I have heard this morning said that an autopsy confirms the death was a suicide, there was no note left, and both Thompson's son & grandson were in the house when it happened. Friends of the deceased claim he was in a fine mood the day before and are baffled as to why he would do this without explanation.

For a great article of the Cannonball Funeral check out this link:
http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~53~2727163,00.html#

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