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My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Monday, February 14, 2005

Quote of the Day

"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is."

-George W. Bush
03/29/2001
White House Press Conference

2 Comments:

Blogger Altophish said...

The rest of the quote is probably something like:

"Of course, I'm not really sure what a wildlife refuge is. But someone told me that it would 'Look good for me' if I said it. So take it for what it's worth."

5:35 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Amen brother; preach on!

10:00 PM  

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