Gary & Melissa by King Missile

Gary and Melissa loved to make love,

loved to make love,

loved to make love to each other,

Over and over and over again,

For the first few weeks of their relationship they made love four or five times a night,

They were really turned on for a while,

Then to enhance their passionThey bought sex books,

The Joy of Sex

The Sensous Couple

The Joy of Sex Part 2

The Kama Sutra

Even Yet More Still Joy of Sex

Popular Mechanics

Betty Crocker

Anything,

They tried as many positions as they were capable of,

Physically, Physically, Physically,

They were really turned on for awhile,

Then to heighten their passionThey bought sex toys

Ben-wa balls

French ticklers

Nipple clamps

Cock rings

Whips and chains and bondage gear

Bowling balls

Dildos

Vibrators

Watermelons

Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty

Anything

They were really turned on for awhile,

They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex

Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex

Then to heighten their passion, Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends

And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends

Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex

They were really turned on for a while,

As the years went by

Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community

Although they never married, their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block

And they never fought,

Except to heighten their passion

They had made an agreement that when one of them died

The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse

But as luck would have it

They were both killed in a freak accident and died at the exact same moment

Holding hands