The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Today's Rock and Roll Birthdays

You know today is a big one!
That's right, today is my birthday (1977) as well as a few other awesome rockers:
Tom Jones
born on this day in 1940
Prince
Born on this day in 1958
Here are a few others who share my day:
Anna Kournikova
(1981)
Liam Neeson
(1952)
Jenny Jones
(1946)
Dean Martin
(1917)
Jessica Tandy
(1909)
Rocky Graziano
(boxer)
(1922)
Ken Osmond
(TV's Eddie Haskel)
(1943)
Joey Scarsbury
(wrote the theme song to The Greatest American Hero called "Believe it Or Not".)
(1955)
Allen Iverson
(1975)

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