The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

A New Title and a New Job

It seems like it's been forever since I've actually written anything of a personal nature in this blog, so I figured it was about time. Yesterday I got word that my direct boss was putting in her notice to take a job in San francisco; then she named me as her successor. What this means is a pretty substantial raise, a lot more responsibility, and the title of Research Director.

I'm pretty excited about the prospects of this job athough, I must admit my aspiratrions have never really been for middle management; I'm hoping this will turn into something more substatial in the future... Maybe a buck twenty-five and a new Mercedes!

Anyway, that's about all for now.
Hope all is well,
-Mike

... Oh wait, there was nothing political in this posting! Uhhh, Karl Rove is guilty and should be strung up by his balls. Have a great day!

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