The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

CD Complete

Soul Broker's Debut CD Bastard Child (of the Prodigal Son) has now been completed. Please look for our CD release party in early April. Until then, check us out at www.myspace.com/soulbroker.

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