The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I Cannot Look Past This One!

Ya know, when Queen got together with a bunch of other vocalists to "pay tribute" to Freddie Mercury, I was OK with that.

When INXS decided to look for a front man to replace Michael Hutchins, I looked the other way.

When Sammy Hagar left Van Halen and they tried to replace him with that guy from Extreme, I began to get annoyed.

When the Doors went on tour as The Doors: 21st Century with Ian Astbury of the Cult, then I was pissed!!!

But this takes the cake:
The Cars have replace Ric Ocasek with Todd Rundgren for a project called The New Cars
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001525267

OK, a slight exaggeration, but this is sacrilegious nonetheless!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Micheal Billings from Uncle Ted. I just didn't have your E mail address but thought i could reach you this way. I got custody of all of Grandma Harkeys slides and then scanned them into my computer and deleted about half of them. She had thousands. Many were poor quality or photos of rocks water and trees. Anyway i want to send you some CDs i made of the family photos. Some of your mom bathing you in a sink. I think you will like those. If you can e mail me your mailing address and Ari's that would be great or call and say hi. Or if you want to call and say hi I have an 800 number in my home for work. Its 800-777-5139, I answer if with the name of my mortgage company but its me. Uncle Ted

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