The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Location: Richmond, California, United States

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The Darkies


Black team:
Ben, (forgot name), Andi, Trevor, Sarah, Josh, Zach, Daniel, Jeremy

3 Comments:

Blogger Altophish said...

What's this? A new sport, perhaps? Sloshfootball! Now, why wasn't I invited? Fuckers.

8:05 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Yes, it was sloshfootball! you weren't invited because you live 500 miles away. We'll keep you in mind for next time!

11:41 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

How about Slosh-foot-soft-golf?

8:40 AM  

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