The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

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Dairy Goat journal
http://www.dairygoatjournal.com/

Mold & Moisture Management Magazine
http://www.moldmag.com/

Modern Drunkard Magazine
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/07_03/07-03-juicing-on-the-job.htm

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posted by Mike | 6:15 PM

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Blogger Altophish said...

I don't know about the other 3, but Modern Drunkard Magazine has got some informative and funny stuff on it. You should check it out.

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