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My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

Good Bye to Pope JP-2

Well, it's been announced that the Vatican has given Pope John Paul 2nd his last rights. Now it's time for someone new to step in; But who could hold such a prestigious position? I mean with Hilter gone and Saddam in Prison I think the only possible candidate is Osama. I mean, who else has the capacity to oppress and condem so many people on such a large scale? Who else could carry on the traditions of the Catholic Church? Time honered tradtions like "Non-Involvement" during the Holocaust, The Spanish Inquisition, child raping, and holding back the advancements of women, gays, blacks, Jews, Arabs, Asians, Eskimos, and midgets? So join me is saying

"Osama for Pope"
My name is Jiggs and I endorced this ad.




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Read the article on JP-2 here

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