The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Location: Richmond, California, United States

Monday, March 14, 2005

Last Day in Town

So in 24hrs we depart for our long trip to the Midwest leaving our beloved Lola behind with a babysitter. Only one problem though, our babysitter has totally flaked. So we're totally stuck trying to find a place for her by the end of night; no pressure. So, if anybody out there has any ideas, I am totally open to them.

Anyway, the main reason I am actually writing this is to let ya'll know that I will be on vacation for the next two weeks or so but plan on trying to keep a trip log. So, if you're interested in my trip, come on back and hear about Chicago Pizza, The St. Patrick's Day Parade, green beer, and anything else we might encounter in our trip to Chicago, Detroit, Lansing, and possibly Cleveland.

Ciao for now.
-MB

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