The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.: Real Magazine Names

The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

So, you all know that I work for a media relations company. Sometimesmy job requires me to research small and unusual publications. Here are a few of the most interesting:

Philadelphia Gay News

Draft Horse Journal

The world's foremost heavy horse & mule publication

Golf Car Advisor

Modern Drunkard

Creative Loafing

Mold & Moisture Management

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