The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Friday, March 11, 2005

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What do you do when you're an ugly band with no talent? Well, follow KISS of Course!
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Slipknot is a 9 piece teavesty to the music industry that hails from that hard-rockin, kick-ass city of Des moines Iowa. At least we all know now that they look as bad as they sound!

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