The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Why I love Religious Zealots

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Let's look at this list of people this idiot deems hellworthy.

We have:

-Drunkards & Fornicators... well, I guess I'm going to hell
-Atheists & General Heathens... Not looking much better for my friends
-Idolaters, Liers, & Sodomites... There go the politicians, Scientologists, and Clergymen
-Witches & Satanists... There go most entertainers, artists, and musicians
And lastly
Abortionists & Aldulterers... that about takes care of half the teenage population and the 50% of marriages that end in divorce.

So who's left? I'm sure this guy thinks he is. But ironically, the one type of person he's forgetting are the ignorant assholes that preach hate in the name of God; fucking hypocrites! So my bet is this guy will be first in line to hell and we sinners will inherit the Earth!

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