The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Friday, July 15, 2005

Band Update: Back In Novato

Soul Broker is Returning to Novato California for a night of rawk and rawl!!!

Saturday, July 16th, 2005

Soul Broker
&
Cleveland Steamer
(from L.A.)

Brown's Binyard
1009 First St.
Novato Ca 94945
(Map)

Doors @ 8
Show @ 9
$5
21+

posted by Mike | 8:20 AM

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