The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Friday, February 18, 2005

Breaking News: Patriot's Bruschi Suffers Stroke

Teddy Bruschi, Linebacker for the New Englang Patriots, had a stroke on Wed night.

The full story is here:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1993188

for Bruschi's Stats check here:
http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/3189

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