The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Friday, February 18, 2005

Quote of the Day: Office Space

Today's quote is dedicated to our friend Jeremy Bates. Today is JB's last day at the purgatory we call Infocom. Good luck in your next endeavor.

Bob Slydell- "We find it's always better to fire people on Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week."

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