The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Friday, February 25, 2005

A Sad day In Rock!!!

Ok, I dont want to scare anyone so sit down before you read this... Are you sitting? Good. OK, here it is:

After the grammy's last week, the very same night that Velvet Revolver helped a cavalcade of stars ruin The Beatles' Across the Universe, Slash's famous top hat was stolen. Now, fans of this Slash staple know that the hat isn't a style that he has worn since the G 'n R days, this was the ACTUAL hat. According to reports slash (AKA Saul Hudson) has been wearing this hat since around 1985, almost two years before the rise of Guns N Roses. This means he's been wearing this same hat for 20 years!

Right now my band Red Shift is looking into the prospect of doing a benefite show for Slash's hat.; some kind of a live aid if you will. I'll keep you posted.

Read the article about the top hat below:
http://www.gigwise.com/news.asp?contentid=4483

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