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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Ahh, Nothing Like the Crack in Texas!!!





An unusual massive crack opened last week in the Earth in Claude Texas, with some of the sections of the crack measuring up to 30 feet deep. The crack was also responsible for the drain of a pond in the area. Geologists are calling the size of this crack as unusual, even thou Earth cracks are common.

Geologists said Tuesday the crack was a joint in the earth's crust. They believe the opening is the result of a weak point in the joint where one spot slips away from the other.

Some parts measure more than 30-feet deep and it drained what used to be a pond. Experts say earth cracks are common but the size of the crack in Claude is not.

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