While I'm Hard... At Work!
So, I'll be out of commision for a few days as I accomate myself with the new position (Reverse Cowgirl). In the mean time, here is a great ad that was forwarded to me:
posted by Mike | 8:49 AM
The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil
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4 Comments:
What in the hell...?
reverse cowgirl.
sweet.
And a free toy inside!!?? How can this get any better?
Well, after your sore is all healed and the drainage has soaked into the bandaid -- it still tastes like real bacon!
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