The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Am I the only one who notices these things???

When are people finally going to tell some of these stars to
Step Away from the rhinoplasty.



The first three are well on their way to being identical! ...And what happened to Dolly Parton's waist? Did she hav a rib or two removed or what?

4 Comments:

Blogger Altophish said...

I can, so totally, not wait to see Joan and Dolly with a crappy five o'clock shadow. Although it must be more like 11:59 PM shadow on Mike. Can he even grow real hair anymore?

11:26 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Nah, he can't grow his own... he just shaves little patches off of 14 year old boys and glues it to his face!!!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is that in the fourth picture?

12:03 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

The fourth picture is the dynamic duo of Siegfreid and Roy... pre mame!

12:40 PM  

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