The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Band Update: SHOW FINALIZED

Hey Guys,

We're proud to announce the debut of Red Shift in just a few short weeks. I can't tell you how excited I am about this; I haven't played a metal show in a year and a half. Anyway, the info is below and I hope to see all ya'll there.

Wednesday April 13th,
The Stork Club
2330 Telegraph
(510) 444-6174
Red Shift
Evil Beaver
Doors at 8,
Show at 9,
(price has not been determined yet)

Check out Evil Beaver on their website at www.evilbeaver.us

2 Comments:

Blogger Altophish said...

I'll be there...but only if you promise that half of your set is Oingo Boing covers or political speeches of the past set to music with flashing lights and a suger cane stalk to chew on.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Actually, We're doing an entire set of REO Speedwagon covers followed by a speech by Jim baker and Dick Cheney. There won't be a sugar cane for you to chew on, but the chocolate milk will be flowing all night long.

10:30 AM  

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