The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Location: Richmond, California, United States

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Anniversary of Brad Nowell's Death

Lying in my plastic bed,
Thinking how things wern’t so cool me,
My baby likes to shoot pool,
I like lying naked in my bedroom,
tying off that dinosaur tonight,
It used to be so cool,

Now I’ve got that needle and I can shake
but I can’t bleed so take it away,
but I want more and more
One day I’m gonna loose the war.


Pool Shark
-Bradly James Nowell

Thanks to Jeremy Bates for the reminder.

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