The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

A Message for "Master" Bates

This is a personal note for our friend "Master" Bates:

Professor Plum and the Mollusk have found a T shirt that we believe encapsulates your persona. So below is your new life slogan:


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