The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Jon Stewart on North Korea...

"Recent satellite photos reveal North Korea has dug and refilled a giant hole -- actions consistent with preparations for an underground nuclear test. Either that or they're marinating the world's largest jar of kimchee."

posted by Mike | 8:58 AM

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