The Kackistocrat's Handbook for the Recently Deceased.

My childhood was typical--summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking…I suggest you try it -- Dr. Evil

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I Cannot Look Past This One!

Ya know, when Queen got together with a bunch of other vocalists to "pay tribute" to Freddie Mercury, I was OK with that.

When INXS decided to look for a front man to replace Michael Hutchins, I looked the other way.

When Sammy Hagar left Van Halen and they tried to replace him with that guy from Extreme, I began to get annoyed.

When the Doors went on tour as The Doors: 21st Century with Ian Astbury of the Cult, then I was pissed!!!

But this takes the cake:
The Cars have replace Ric Ocasek with Todd Rundgren for a project called The New Cars
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001525267

OK, a slight exaggeration, but this is sacrilegious nonetheless!

Thursday, March 02, 2006

CD Complete

Soul Broker's Debut CD Bastard Child (of the Prodigal Son) has now been completed. Please look for our CD release party in early April. Until then, check us out at www.myspace.com/soulbroker.

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