You Can Smell the Irony

From CNN.com

MacDonald charged in Wendy's heist

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- He works at a Wendy's, and his name is Ronald MacDonald -- but now he may be known as the Hamburglar.

Two workers at a Wendy's in Manchester, New Hampshire, have been charged with taking money from the safe. One of the suspects is Ronald MacDonald.

Police say the restaurant's manager called them early Monday morning and said he saw MacDonald and the other man taking cash out of the restaurant's safe.

Throw the Jew Down The Well...

From CNN.com

Kazakhstan threatens to sue comedian

ASTANA, Kazakhstan (Reuters) -- Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry threatened legal action Monday against a British comedian who wins laughs by portraying the central Asian state as a country populated by drunks who enjoy cow-punching as a sport.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who portrays a spoof Kazakh television presenter Borat in his "Da Ali G Show," has won fame ridiculing Kazakhstan, the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West, on British and U.S. channels.

Cohen appears to have drawn official Kazakh ire after he hosted the annual MTV Europe Music Awards show in Lisbon earlier this month as Borat, who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle.

"We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way," Kazakh Foreign Ministry spokesman Yerzhan Ashykbayev told a news briefing.

"We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind." He declined to elaborate.

Stoopid Krimenalls

Scavenger hunt finds fugitive

FRUITPORT TOWNSHIP, Michigan (AP) -- A man on a scavenger hunt entered a police station hoping to get a photo of an officer eating a doughnut. Instead he was thrown in jail.

Officers Bryan Rypstra and Jon Durell heard a knock at the station's back door Saturday evening. A man and a woman said they were on a scavenger hunt with another woman who had gone to a nearby store to buy a doughnut.

"Part of the scavenger hunt was to get a picture of a cop eating a doughnut. They wanted to know if one of the officers would be willing to get their picture taken," police chief Paul Smutz told The Muskegon Chronicle.

The officers planned to play along, and they chatted with the man and woman while waiting for the doughnut run. The man, Louis Jasick, recognized Rypstra, a high school classmate.

Durell then remembered seeing Jasick's name on a flier that had been posted in the station only a day earlier. Jasick was wanted on two felony warrants for failing to pay $5,000 in child support.

Jasick was listed as a flight risk, so the officers invited him inside and arrested him.
Jasick, 34, a resident of the Muskegon County township, was arraigned Monday in 60th District Court and released on two $2,000 bonds, one for each count..

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Find this article at: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/10/mi.scavenger.hunt.ap/index.html

What kind of a World???

OK, so you may have heard that last Sunday 2 Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested for having sex in a bathroom stall at a place called Banana Joe's in Tampa Florida. Personally, I am offended that we live in a world where two consenting cheerleaders are not allowed to express their beautiful love to each other in the restroom of a seedy nightclub.

We live in a country where the government's example tells that average person he or she can lie, cheat, steal, even go to war as long as you don't have sensual lesbian relations in a public lavatory? What next? Are they going to ban hot stewardess' from joining the mile-high club? Are they going to tell waitresses to stop having passionate rendezvous in the walk-in refrigerators?

I'll tell ya, I don't want to live in a world where this this sort of natural love is not permissible.

Cheerleader Article here

2005 Vegoose/Ween Pics

I just got back from the Vegoose music festival in Las Vegas. The performers for the two-day event included Ween, Beck, Primus, Dave Matthews, String Cheese Incident, Jack Johnson, The Flaming Lips, Widespread Panic, Blackalicious, Gov't Mule, Lyrics Born, Trey Anastasio, Phil Lessh, and a bunch more. Here is a pic of the main stage and one of the almighty Boognish otherwise known as Ween on one of the smaller stages.

New STD Email

I don't usually post dumb Emails I get from people, but this one was pretty funny:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequella of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits; inability to tell the truth, delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.